Ok, since some of my friends were in town for the wedding, I was inspired to provide you all with these fine....

Dead Baby Humor

1. How do you get 100 babies into a bucket?
   With a blender!
2. How do you get them out again?
   With tortilla chips!!!
3. What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies?
   I don't have a BMW in my garage.
4. How do you know when a baby is a dead baby?
   The dog plays with it more.
5. What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
   When you jump on a trampoline, you take your boots off.
6. What's funnier than a dead baby?
   A dead baby in a clown costume! 
7. How do you stop a baby falling down a manhole?
   Stick a javelin through it's head.
8. How many babies does it take to paint a house?
   Depends how hard you throw them.
9. How do you prevent a baby from exploding in the microwave?
   Poke holes in it with a coat hanger.
10. What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies?
    One live one in the middle is eating its way out.
11. How do you make a dead baby float?
    Two scoops of ice cream, one scoop of dead baby.
12. What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a pile of golf balls?
    You can't move golf balls with a pitchfork.
13. What's worse than throwing a dead baby off of a cliff?
    Catching it.  At the bottom.  With a pitchfork.